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Just so we understand, this ‘Fair Elections Act’ allegedly promotes democracy, in part, by making those citizens who do not have the id’s now deemed necessary to cast votes unable to vote, in elections you claim are stricken with widespread invisible voter fraud.  And this promotes democracy how?

Oh yes!  The more who are unwilling to take part in the democratic process due to their shady affiliations with students, the elderly and other known radicals, the greater share of democracy and freedom there will be for those real Canadians not participating in massive voter fraud that doesn’t exist, but might, maybe, who knows, I’m not under oath.

That makes no sense.

Exactly!  That’s why we so desperately need these reforms to save our democracy.

But just claiming something is true without evidence doesn’t make it so.

Exactly!  That’s why we so desperately need these reforms to save our democracy.

You just said that, you’re merely repeating what’s on that piece of paper in front of you.

Was not.

What?

Look, if we allow the lack of evidence supporting the FEA to deter the FEA, then we would be surrendering to those forces that oppose the FEA, which is not what Churchill had in mind during the Battle of Britain, you know what I’m saying? This is our finest hour. We shall defend our egos, whatever the cost may be.  We shall never surrender.  

You have not said a single coherent thing.  If there is no evidence supporting claims of voter fraud used to justify the so-called FEA, then the so-called FEA itself has zero merit.

But being the progressive thinkers we are, we must protect ourselves from attacks on our democracy by stopping the superfluous portions of the population which might in the future, who knows just saying, attempt to slow down the political process through their petty displays of democracy.  Why, we are just trying to defuse a democracy bomb before it explodes!  

Encouraging voter turnout in elections enhances democracy, not the other way around.

Hey we’re doing people a favour. We’re giving you more freedom to pursue leisure activities like, making paper mache chickens, or whatever they’re teaching in art collage these days.

I think you mean Art College.

Whatever smarty pants.

Frankly, if you’re willing to be serious, the only fraud threatening our democracy is this cynical attempt to curtail our right to vote by making up stories of voter fraud to defend the indefensible.  Where did you get the idea for this silly display of legislative chutzpah?

Uncle Rove.

Oh, I see.

Exactly!

 

 

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